While I’m not one to judge people for showing a bit of skin on Halloween (I dressed up as a human loofah one year and showed plenty of arm and leg), I do however judge you based on your costume. I love people who make their own or who at least come up with some sort of creative idea. I realize it’s easy to just wear all black and throw on some cat ears and be a cat or go to the mall and buy a sexy sailor outfit, but sometimes the fun costumes are the best ones.
While browsing for some pre-made costumes and DIY ones for inspiration and out of boredom, I stumbled on some that made me think “what?” to myself. Enjoy.
A sexy carebear? Ok I think going as a Care Bear is a great idea, especially if your group of friends all go as a different one or even make up your own, but this outfit is a little ridiculous. That can not possibly be comfortable. How on Earth do you walk in those shoes/leg warmers/furry things? I feel like this would make me sweat uncontrollably too, especially if I’m in a bar with hundreds of other people in costumes.
Okay, I get having a sick sense of humor. Last year I debated going as Casey Anthony for Halloween (I know, I’m a terrible person- but it was a joke), but going as someone in a straight-jacket seems to cross the line. As someone who has a high interest, respect and involvement for things involving mental illness, this just makes me feel all sorts of weird.
I imagine the creation of this costume went like this. “Hey guys, we’ve had enough of the sexy nurses and vampires. Let’s try to make something that’s really unsexy SEXY for Halloween. Something like…. CORN!”
This costume has somehow brought two very unattractive, weird things together: goths and mummies. Congratulations, this is truly a scary costume. Please tell me that isn’t her real hair either, because all of that teasing is going to need some serious deep conditioning.
A sexy unicorn zombie. Two things that are not real mixed together with tons of neon. Just looking at this photo is giving me a headache and making me uncontrollable laugh at the same time.
*The first three images are Yandy.com Costumes